Dildo In My Ass

I recently got back into the swinging lifestyle when I introduced my wife Colette to it through some friends. But she imposed several restrictions on me so that I wouldn't go on a sexual binge. She said I could only have extramarital sex in her presence. I had to get permission from her first if I was going to fuck another woman. Of course, she loved having as many as three guys pounding her holes and one or two women eating her or 69'ing her. She also introduced a strap-on dildo into our sex life and used it on my ass frequently.

Her job changed so that she wasn't getting home from work until 8pm and I had a lot of time on my hands in the early evenings. What to do, what to do? I began surfing online for porn and found several types of porn that turned me on without fail. One type that intrigued me was strap-on porn. Didn't matter whether it was women doing women or women doing men, it turned me on. My fantasies usually had a gorgeous woman with a really big strap-on plunging her cock into my grasping anus. My latest fantasy was to feel Escort Akbatı my fantasy lady's cock squirting deep into my bowels.

As I surfed "one-handed" I sometimes wore a condom and would come into the condom and then stuff it up my ass and squeeze my load inside. I would do this several times until I could definitely feel "liquid" back there. Then I would take one of Colette's sex toys and plunge it into my anus without any further lubrication than the cum already in my asshole. I loved the squishing sounds and feelings as I pushed and pulled the dildos and vibrators in and out of my gaping anus.

Then I got an inspiration. Why not hollow out a couple of our non-functioning vibrators and rig up a tube so I could urinate into my anus? I dug into our toy box and found the two I would start with. One was 8 inches long, 1-1/2" wide and rather bumpy. The other was called the Emperor and was 9 inches long and a full 2" thick. Every time I inserted it into my asshole I had to warm up my ass first with a smaller Aksaray escort sextoy and use a lot of Astroglide to get it inside me. But I loved the feeling of it when I laid on my back with it fully inserted and I could feel the jelly balls squished into my buttcrack. UNH! Just thinking of it made me cum!

I went to the hardware store and got various lengths and types of tubing. After I removed the vibrator eggs from the sextoys I inserted 1/4" stiff poly tubing thru the whole length of each sextoy. I retracted the tubing just enough so that it wasn't protruding from the tip. Then I sleeved over the base end of the poly tubing with 3 feet of clear vinyl 3/8" tubing. I used larger tubing for the flex tube so that there wouldn't be any back-pressure on my bladder when I urinated. Finally, I sleeved over several more widths of tubing until the business end of the tubing would allow most of the head of my cock to slip inside. I knew I would need to hold my dick with one hand and the tubing with the other hand to keep Ankara escort bayan everything in place.

I tried the smaller vibrator first. I drank a quart of water and sat down to surf online for more strap-on porn. I had the sextoy squished as far into my ass as it would go. I could feel the tip butting up against my sigmoid colon deep inside my belly. After a while I felt the urge to piss. It took forever for my rock-hard cock to subside enough to let my bladder relax. I watched the golden liquid surge up the tube and immediately felt the warm cascade of juice squirt into my bowels. I squeezed my ass tight around the thick dildo and felt the pleasurable pressure build up in my anus as it filled with piss. As soon as I stopped pissing I whipped the tube off my dick and came after only a few strokes of my cockmeat. UNNH! I came so hard some of the cum hit my chin, spraying everywhere.

Luckily, I had placed a towel on the seat. Despite clamping my ass tight onto the dildo, a lot leaked out of my ass and made a mess. I can't wait to try out the Emperor. I think that the much thicker dildo will provide a tighter seal and I'll remember to drink less water too. I'd love to be able to squish the dildo in and out of my clutching anus and feel and listen to the liquid gurgling in my guts while I shoot loads of cum onto my belly.